Do you remember the corny jokes your dad used to tell you?  Did they ever make you laugh? I am guessing no, so how is it that my husband’s corny jokes crack me up? When did I become my parents?  Am I now the one doling out corny jokes? No... that would be the husband. I am still funny.

Wacky Dad Jokes

I bought a horse. I named him Mayo... Mayo neighs. (Mayonnaise).

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.

I used to hate facial hair and then it grew on me.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison

Did these at least make you chuckle?
I'd love to hear some of your funny 'dad jokes!' Be sure to share them in the comments or over on MBP social media. Let's laugh together!