Monday, November 23, 2015

Monday Motivation: Titillating Turkey Jokes


 


For this Motivation Monday Id like to post a few silly turkey jokes for you to get your kiddies in the mood for Thursday...I know they are bad but your  kids will love them!
 
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.
 
 
What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
 
 
 
What kind of music do pilgrims like?
Plymouth rock!
 
 
 
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
He had the drum sticks!
 
 
What kind of key has legs and can't open doors?
Turkeys!
 
 
 
 

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